SAN FRAN VALUES AND OUR NEW HOUSE OF REPS

I keep reading that NANCY POLOSI will bring her San Francisco values to our House of Representatives.  However, no one ever continues on with what "San Francisco Values" means.  So I thought I would tell you.  Below is a description of a "normal" nightclub in San Fransico where some of  the new Web 2.0 twenty-something billionaires meet to talk of the Net's future.

"Did someone order a lap dance?" It's after midnight at the sleek Redwood Room club in San Francisco, and a towering transvestite in a slinky red dress and black feathered hat is coyly propositioning a table of nervous young dudes. Nearby, a bachelorette party of hotties in microminis strut into the club. The bride-to-be wears a veil stitched with glow-in-the-dark condoms. One of her friends appears to be wielding a large dildo. Another simulates a blow job on a guy in a giant king's chair in the lobby."

SO THIS IS WHAT POLOSI'S SAN FRAN VALUES ARE THAT WILL BE COMING TO A TV SCREEN SOON.  ENJOY!!